on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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