Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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