Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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