I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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