you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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