I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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