I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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