CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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