I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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