I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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