I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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