he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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