He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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