Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I understand Curling. That high.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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