And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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