Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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