Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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