and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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