I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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