I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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