it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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