So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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