Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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