I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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