ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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