I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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