My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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