just come out here and I will go home with you...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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