xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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