we're blogging at a bar
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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