38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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