i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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