doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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