my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I can't turn off my feet"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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