Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize