It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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