Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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