i was rollin on her like bob the builder
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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