the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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