We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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