I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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