You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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