1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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