i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
be right there i have to get my cape
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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