there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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