did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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