I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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