That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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