He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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