Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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