I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Randomize
