So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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