if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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