I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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